How many pasty white men in their 30s have also looked at this same ocean and said, “Some day I am going to get in shape, quit my job, move to Maui and learn how to surf” all while waiting in line for a luau buffet where they will feast their chubby ass on pig pork, pineapple fried rice, some glazed “chicken a la fat fuck”, and other things that asshole tourists eat on vacation? #latergram #lahaina (at Kaanapali, Hawaii)

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