Archive for June 2010

Out of all the ridiculous religion stories – which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous – the silliest one I’ve ever heard is, ‘Yeah, there’s this big, giant universe and it’s expanding and it’s all going to collapse on itself and we’re all just here, just ‘cuz. Just ‘cuz. That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation…

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tumblr_l4ho1ty90c1qz54dn http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fslippy%2F729640926%2Ftumblr_l4ho1ty90c1qz54dn&color=FFFFFF Forever Young (live) performed by The Smashing Pumpkins at “Bozo: 40 Years of Fun,” the final taping of the The Bozo Show. June, 2001.  I went to a taping of The Bozo Show when I was little. Clowns didn’t really scare me I guess. Anyway, this version of the song isn’t so bad. 

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Masterpiece Movie Reviews

Someone online was looking for these, so I thought I’d just post a link dump to them because you really can’t find them anywhere else. From 2002-2003 we produced a series called Masterpiece Movie Reviews, hosted by an insane British man named Professor Butterhands. People loved him. It’s some of my most retarded and awesome writing…

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